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I’m hot, sticky sweet from my head to my feet.

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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-7) »

Best Divorce Letter Ever

pbh3:

Best Divorce Letter Ever
Do you think she’ll take him back?

zadi:

Steve Jobs at the 2010 Oscars. He’s looking straight at the camera. I’m kinda geeking out right now. I had no idea I had gotten this photo. #kodakredcarpet

zadi:

Steve Jobs at the 2010 Oscars. He’s looking straight at the camera. I’m kinda geeking out right now. I had no idea I had gotten this photo. #kodakredcarpet

*whistle* I’ll never go back to Georgia!

listening to "El Pito (I »

USPS Sucks.

Maybe it’s just my mailman, but I’m always getting other people’s mail or others are getting my mail.  WTF?

The latest victim is my Battlefield: Bad Company 2 pre-order.  They better come through and get this to me!

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-2-28) »

It's raining and windy as heck.

This is February in Maine, what gives?

Screw you global warming, I want my snow.

magshagteem:

awishfullofdreams:

ilybromontana:

parkaa:

gabbadabbadoo:

infinitebutterflies:

datewithanight:

oldfilmsflicker:

quorra:

toocutebyhalf:

fizzzzy:

midwesterndirt:

scottseaman:

aleutiancoast:

justinisapanda:

andweshallrock:

fuckyeahslightlyamusing:

(via followthesun)

Edit: …Before I leave tell my wife that she has a nice rack, cause when I leave for the play I ain’t coming back. I’m talking, bullet in the back of my head (head).. People shouting, “ABE IS DEAD.. DEAD!!” Who the fuck shot him in the head, head? Let’s go and catch the killer right now, split up he’s gotta be found.. then we’re gonna shoot him to the grounndd..
Don’t stop, calls the cops, cause Abe Lincoln got shot
In the head, he’s dead, SOMEONE SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD?
John Booth is a douche, what a stupid thing to do..
That’s all I got.












OMFG

idk whether to laugh or shake my head

omg i can’t even

magshagteem:

awishfullofdreams:

ilybromontana:

parkaa:

gabbadabbadoo:

infinitebutterflies:

datewithanight:

oldfilmsflicker:

quorra:

toocutebyhalf:

fizzzzy:

midwesterndirt:

scottseaman:

aleutiancoast:

justinisapanda:

andweshallrock:

fuckyeahslightlyamusing:

(via followthesun)

Edit: …Before I leave tell my wife that she has a nice rack, cause when I leave for the play I ain’t coming back. I’m talking, bullet in the back of my head (head).. People shouting, “ABE IS DEAD.. DEAD!!” Who the fuck shot him in the head, head? Let’s go and catch the killer right now, split up he’s gotta be found.. then we’re gonna shoot him to the grounndd..

Don’t stop, calls the cops, cause Abe Lincoln got shot

In the head, he’s dead, SOMEONE SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD?

John Booth is a douche, what a stupid thing to do..

That’s all I got.

OMFG

idk whether to laugh or shake my head

omg i can’t even

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